…Did you send this?
I was too busy getting ladies’ phone numbers to write that. *Welp.*
That’s a lie. Ladies probably can’t stand to hear your voice long enough to talk to you, even if they’re spared the sight of your face over the phone.
*Ouch, that actually stung a little bit.*
Says the one who accuses their brother of sending them a really kinky love letter.
Obviously you don’t have any one else who could have sent that.
It would make sense that you sent it. You can’t get a lady, so you’re so desperate you’d send a kinky letter to me.